My former roommate instilled in me many lessons and valuable information-- how to code CSS, how to not realize wearing striped thigh high socks and being a programmer makes everyone immediately know you're transgender, how to use alcohol to make you believe your own lies, and most importantly? How to make Super Ramen.
See, somewhere she's doing her routine checkup on me like she does to everyone she's expunged from her life over the past 40 years and I have to make sure I always give her credit for her contributions, otherwise she'll get to complain... which is her favorite thing to do.
Anyway. Ramen is delicious. It's my favorite food. So I'm very grateful to have gotten the original recipe that I vaguely modified slightly to fit my ideals. So here's how you do it.
Phase One: get you any bowl of ramen. Personally, I go for the Maruchan Spicy Chicken variety. But I've tried with a ton of different ones and they all work great.
If you use one that has the powdered flavor packets, you're gonna want to only use like half of it. But if it's one of those liquid flavor ones, just use the whole thing. BUT-- before you get the water boiling in it, or microwave it, or however you're gonna soften these noodles, you need to microwave two breakfast sausage links.
You microwave two (2) of those bad boys and get them into the bottom of the bowl. Then? You add the ingredients:
Ingredients:
- Flavor Packet
- Chili Powder
- Cayenne Peppers
- Onion Powder
- Garlic Powder
- Black Pepper
- Lime Juice (optional)
Aftercare:
So, after you heat your ramen you transfer it into the bowl that you prepared all this stuff in. Then you mix it all together, and bammo- you got literally the greatest Default Lunch in history.
It's that simple. Literally it's the best food there is. In my opinion.
I'm correct. Per usual.
